so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
