I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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