Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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