Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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