I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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