I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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