It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
