Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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