party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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