whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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