From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I have tasted many bathrooms
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