how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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