how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Randomize
