Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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