He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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