Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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