Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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