We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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