If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
