i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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