i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think your dad took our porno
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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