Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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