yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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