Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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