That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
