She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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