I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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