just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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