it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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