he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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