you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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