What did we do last night that was yellow?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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