3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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