I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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