You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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