Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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