Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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