So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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