Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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