i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How naked do you want me to be?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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