So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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