please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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