I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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