Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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