i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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