i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm really busy with my period
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