So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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