Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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