I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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