Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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