They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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