I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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