it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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