I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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